
Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.
Arnie Silverman has been trying like the devil to win the Caption Contest since its inception, and he succeeded in CapCon 135 with a spot-on description of the man spraying inside his front door. Our winner will presumably return aiming to aptly sum up the unorthodox campfire roast of CapCon 136, but you should try to beat him.
Send up to three entries to page2@post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest/Portfolio, Post-Gazette, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh PA 15222. Please include name and address and identify your municipality or city neighborhood. Deadline: July 19. Winners receive a PG umbrella and tickets to LeBron James' next basketball game in Pittsburgh.

Much to his wife's dismay, the Orkin man often brought work home.
Arnie Silverman, Murrysville
The children learn to leave Daddy alone after a hard day at the office.
Jay Lynch, Upper St. Clair
For the life of him, Dave couldn't understand why his free in-home demonstration wasn't generating any sales.
Charlie Wycherley, Wheeling, W.Va.
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