Stacy Innerst, Post-Gazette
	Your rockin' and rollin' caption would go right here! Got your Muse all shook up? Then click here to submit your best for Caption Contest IV Click illustration to see larger image.

If you're new to this, the rules are simple.

Come up with a funny caption for Stacy Innerst's drawing, and you might win a prize or at least a prestigious mention in the Post-Gazette.

Send your entries to: Page2@post-gazette.com or Portfolio, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh, PA 15222. Include your address and specific neighborhood or municipality.

Please mark the submission "caption contest." The deadline for entries is next Sunday, June 26 at 11:59 p.m. sharp. Void where prohibited. The results of today's contest will be revealed in two weeks. Good luck, and let's not see only the usual hands! -- Peter Leo

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Stacy's last assignment gave contest-doers at lot of latitude and possibly a dead body.

Our fun-loving contestants were up to the task.

Our three winners will receive a copy of "Sports Town: A Look at the Famous Sports Pages of the Post-Gazette," one of the many must-have items available at the PG Store.

As always, we thank all participants, and good luck with this week's picture.

Stacy Innerst, Post-Gazette A cryptic scene of possible mayhem lit the lamp of inspiration for more than one Morning File correspondent. Click illustration for larger image.

The Winners of Caption Contest No. 3
: 1. "No, Watson, the sock, aerosol can and crooked picture are red herrings. The key to the murder is the symmetrical blood spatter on the wall." James Zunic, Natrona Heights

2. Fido's "morning exuberance training" needed some fine tuning. Mark Weinstein, Squirrel Hill

3. Ultimately, Bill's foot odor proved to be too much for Foot Odor spray, the floral painting and, we are sorry to report, even Bill. Norma Sonita, Monroeville

Honorable mention:

"Jerome, how many times do I have to tell you, DO NOT spray hair set up your nose!" Ed Mikula Sr., Monessen

Another Lost Weekend -- Revenge of the Cheese Whiz. Art Emmons, Bethel Park

The days after a night of bingeing on whipped topping were always long ones for Lenny. Mike Donovan, Nashville, Tenn.

Thomas tried to treat his nasty condition with the most powerful athlete's foot spray on the market. What happened next is the stuff of urban legend. Ed Prence, Ellwood City

Dexter's sock fumigation project backfired when he held the spray can backwards. John Greeno, Mt. Lebanon

The case that Dr. Wecht prefers not be mentioned. Paul A. Alter, Wilkinsburg

As he waited for the paramedics, mother's advice about clean underwear suddenly made sense to him. Mark Crowley, Plum

Larry thought taming those unruly nose hairs with hair spray was a great idea. John Connors, New Brighton

Toe-Fung-Away: side effects include death. Gary Topolosky, Munhall